BY ANITA DRINGHK

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Congresswoman (?) for Georgia’s 14^th district, is visibly angry.

At  the State of the Union address, Greene was notably agitated as President Biden spoke to the nation. The depth of her ire was on full display when the president spoke of his desire to see a ban in America on semiautomatic assault rifles.

When asked about Greene’s demeanor, a close friend stated, “Marjorie is fuming because Biden was sounding coherent last night and he might be able to convince some politicians to be reasonable in the future. It’s understandable that she’s angry because she just purchased an expensive semiautomatic assault rifle that matches her best heckler outfit. It’s so cute and I got to help her pick it out for the State of the Union address. If her latest rifle is banned, she has no idea how she’s going to accessorize that fabulous outfit.” Greene’s one and only friend besides Donald Trump continued, “It’ll be sad if she doesn’t wear that super-cute outfit again with her matching assault rifle. It’s an awesome outfit—it even has a built-in shoosh deflector in the collar.”